Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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