What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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