its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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