oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
im holly from the hills drunk
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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