fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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