Kiss
Puke
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize