This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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