Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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