Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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