After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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