I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Someone signed my nipple.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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