Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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