I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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