Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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