He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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