if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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