this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
where does the pee come out of this thing
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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