Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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