She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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