Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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