So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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