dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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