that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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