If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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