where am i from again
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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