The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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