Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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