I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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