South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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