That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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