There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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