i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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