it's like iHOP with fire
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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