shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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