i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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