So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You did what with his pubic hair?
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