Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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