pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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