Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
be right there i have to get my cape
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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