There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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