I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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