It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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