hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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