Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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