she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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