Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You have to summon your inner elephant
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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