Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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