I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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