I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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