No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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